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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a cheap circumcision? A Rip-Off"

"What does a book of definitions and an erection have in common? They're both *dick-shun-airy's* (erections are filled with deoxygenated blood.... bit of a weak connection I know...)"

"When I'm backing out of a parking spot I like to just close my eyes and gun it because anythings possible through Jesus Christ"

"I asked my boss for a raise and full-benefits package. But before I knew it, she was going down on me."

"What did the scientist say to his fellow co-worker to stop him from jumping off the cliff to as an act of suicide? Don't jump, you've got so much potential!"

"Right off the bat Cinderella knows she's marrying a prince with a serious foot fetish."

"What do we want? MORE EXISTENTIALIST JOKES! When do we want them? WHY?"

"What is a North Korean's favorite school subject? Kimistry"

"What do you call a pig with the flu? A swine swine."

"IMPROV PERFORMER: I need a suggestion. PERSON (from the back) BE MORE LIKE YOUR BROTHER! IP: Okay, someone that's not my wife."