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Joke of the Day
"What is a bed's least favourite time of year? Spring break."
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"What musical instrument can be found in nearly every Bathroom? ... ... A tuba toothpaste."
"What do you call an eternity? 4 blondes in 4 cars at a 4 way stop"
"Why was yellow angry at red? Red blue green."
"Ever wondered why is being gay a sin? It's simple. We all know 69 as a sex position. Satan's own number is 666. Now think about gays, and 666 as a sex position."
"How to Start an Argument On the Internet Step one: State your opinion Step two: Wait"
"Why does the US name Arkansas Arkansas Because Its Arkansas not YourKansas"
"[christmas lights are being put up] Every moth ever: oh hell yeah"
"That's it, I'm done dating comedians... I don't want to get lol'd into a false sense of security again."
"God grant me the serenity to accept the terms and conditions I will not read."