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Joke of the Day
"What is a bed's least favourite time of year? Spring break."
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"Why don't Junior League debutantes like group sex? Too many Thank You notes to write."
"Why doesn't snake have balls? Because he would look like a dick."
"How do you drown a hipster? ... you push him into the mainsteam"
"A hot chick asked me what was the difference between sex and conversation. I said ""let's lie down and talk about it"""
"What is the worst part of being both black and jewish? Having to sit in the back of the oven. (these do not reflect my personal views)"
"I'm shy at first, but once I'm comfortable with you get ready for some crazy s$it."
"Twitter...because if it can't be described in 140 characters or less, did it really ever happen?"
"What is the difference between a gun and a feminist? A gun only has one trigger"
"Start reading to your kids as early as possible. I start around 2:30 a.m."