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Joke of the Day
"I got a puppy for my girlfriend. It was the best trade ever!"
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"How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife? Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you."
"What is a worm's favorite city in Alabama? Squirming-ham"
"Kid: But dad I don't want to go to Australia. Dad: Shut and keep digging"
"Why was the mushroom always invited to parties? Because he was a fungi..."
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything."
"What's an asian's favorite drug? HERROine ^^^^^^I'm ^^^^^^sorry, ^^^^^^that ^^^^^^was ^^^^^^aweful."
"How does a Welshman find sheep in long grass? Irresistible"
"I've got to go pick up my dog... I've got to go pick up my dog. Why? His car in the shop? No he had his license revoked... What for? Unpaid barking tickets."
"What weighs 4 tons and is bright red ? An elephant holding its breath !"