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Joke of the Day

"Roses are red. Violets are blue. There is always an Asian that's better than you."

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot..."

"My boyfriend is tall, strong, protective and flashes me regularly. Oh no wait. I'm thinking of a lighthouse again."

"I'm not as tweet as you drunk I am think."

"Make the little things count....... teach mathematics to midgets"

"Who is the president of the trees? BarkOak Palma"

"What did the cow say to the other cow? HOLY SH*T A TALKING COW!"

"My girlfriend accused me of being big-headed and thinking I was better than I was. I nearly fell off my throne."

"How does a gay forester calls his diary where he keeps account of all his affairs? A heath ledger"

"Officer: You were speeding. Me: I am trying to keep up with traffic. O: There Is no traffic. M: I am really far behind."