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Joke of the Day

"My kids decided to move a piece of furniture to a random spot, I wonder how much it will cost to fix whatever they're covering up"

"What do you call an Irish milkshake? Mashed potatoes..."

"Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the television."

"What do you use to clear the air of stupid? A HERPA filter"

"I'm the man putting sexy... .... back into dyslexic."

"If you are having trouble getting your posts banned from r/science ""Deal with it"""

"Offensive Jokes these are the worst jokes ever be warned"

"What do you call a group of dogs? a PAW-se"

"How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one. They hold the bulb and expect the world to revolve around them. Edit: missed the y in they Thanks u/HapaHeather"

"What's the best way to get your guitar player to turn down the volume? Give him the sheet music."