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Joke of the Day
"How do you get out of the stomach of an elephant? Run around until you get pooped out"
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"A German walks into a bar and asks for a martini. The bartender asks, ""Dry?"" The German replies, ""Nein, just one."""
"Me: I fell down the stairs with a quart of Jagermeister & I didn't spill a drop. Him: Well, how'd you do that? Me: I kept my mouth shut.."
"A pedophile and a girl walk into the woods. A pedophile and a girl walk into the woods together. The girl says ""I'm scared. The pedo says ""You're scared? I have to walk out of here alone!"""
"Two Ducks Two ducks in the airing cupboard, which one is in the army? The one on the tank......."
"What is the boogiemans favorite dance move? the boogie"
"What did Samuel L. Jackson say to wake up his mate? Sunrise motherfucker!"
"I was dating a girl with a lazy eye. Unfortunately I had to break up with her because she was seeing someone else on the side."
"What do jews and people of GTA have in common? You get chased if you have a star"
"When you are on a first date and she says to you: ""I want you to treat me like a movie star,"" it is vitally important to establish which type of movie."