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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about how much those new prosthetic limbs cost? An arm and a leg."

"How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb? None, it is a hardware problem."

"Babies are like farts. We only like our own."

"Interrupting Cow's Cousin Moo. Knock knock. Who's there? Time traveling cow."

"Q: Why did the librarian slip and fall on the library floor? A: Because she was in the non-friction section."

"What did the astronomer say when the government launched a napalm bomb to the seventh planet Uranus is on fire"

"A new survey shows that a fifth of British men have no idea how to turn on the washing machine. I find chocolates or flowers usually do the trick."

"My 4 year old and I are having an argument. I'm telling him that he is making me late for work and he's telling me that he is Batman."

"It's so awkward when a bird arrives back at its nest and the worms in its mouth realise that wasn't just a free aerial tour of the city."

"you know how when geese migrate in a v shape, sometimes one side of the v is longer - Do you know why? more geese"