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Joke of the Day

"How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb? None, it is a hardware problem."

"When dancing and multiple girls yell ""this is my song!"" they should have to fight to the death to see whose it really is."

"Best excuse for missing work The voices told me to clean the guns."

"Cyber Monday! a/s/l?"

"Q: What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common? A: One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GcvgsWkSY8"

"Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas? They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe."

"So two pencils got in an argument... It ended in a gra-fight."

"Me: That was fun! Fist me! Him: What?! Me: Fist me!! *holds out knuckles* Him: ....."

"What's the similarity between a jew and a dog? They both hate the shower ^^^^SeeYouInHell"

"A terrorist made a post on reddit... Then he said ""Well, I'm gonna see how's that gonna blow up in a few hours"""