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Joke of the Day

"What do a big bar of chocolate and a frag grenade have in common? Everybody gets a piece."

"How do you get a person with podophobia to leave? Just say ""shoe""."

"I prefer women with big breathing problems than big breasts. I'm an asthma-n."

"You can blame those ""meddling kids"" all you want. But let's face it. Your entire plan was to dress up like a ghost."

"Coors Light ships cold straight from the factory. I wish other water companies would do the same."

"What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date? Netflix and chill."

"I think I'm going to start an organization for people who think racism is bad but still laugh at racist jokes... I'll call it the JKKK."

"""Well, there's no point in starting that now."" - Friday, 3pm"

"You know why ancient Greek children were always getting lost from their parents? 'Cause they kept Roman around!"

"Where does a toilet keep his secrets? In his diarrhea."