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Joke of the Day
"What do a big bar of chocolate and a frag grenade have in common? Everybody gets a piece."
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"friend: Try this me[takes drink] It's wine friend: Did you detect a hint of anything? me:Alcohol friend: But what did it taste like? me:Wine"
"A little Jewish boy asks his Jewish father for 40$... Father: 30$! what do you need 20$ for?!"
"What do a coffee pot, Irene, and the reigning Stanley Cup champions have in common? They're a-Brew'in!"
"Kinder No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder."
"On a scale of 1 to 10, how immature am I? 69"
"What kinds of birds are raised by only their mothers? Blackbirds"
"Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ? A frog in a blender !"
"I was going to go check out r/TwoX..... but it's just a bunch of pussies there"
"Why wrap a hampster in scotch tape... so it doesn't pop when you fuck it!"