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Joke of the Day

"If Im being racist, feel free to call me racist...[NSFW] If Im not, you can fuck right off you immigrant cunt."

"Why couldn't the ex-CIA agent leave Russia? Because he was Snowden"

"Height of complement - Lol Wife: ""I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"" Husband: ""You have perfect eyesight."""

"Let's all just take a moment to appreciate the dedicated men and women of this great nation who sacrifice their evenings to deliver pizzas."

"I thought I would enjoy a baby shower... ...but who wants to be covered in red spaghetti? Plus the little holes in the showerhead seem to clog a lot."

"they say 98% of fat people can be good looking if they lose weight, but 99% of them don't...when I became that 1%, i realized i was that 2%"

"What's the difference between Donald Trump and Hitler Hitler had supporters."

"How do Germans tie their shoes? In little Nazis"

"I said ""your right"" to my husband this morning. He thought I said ""you're right"" but I didn't. So I win."

"Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address you turn the radio down?"