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Joke of the Day
"Most of the lies I tell aren't even true."
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"I work at a women's shoe store Sometimes I tie the laces together... Bitches be trippin'"
"The difference between erotic and kinky: Erotic is when you use a feather. Kinky is when you use the whole chicken."
"""911"" ""Hello, my wife was cooking and she fell"" ""What's the emergency?"" ""How long before the rice is ready?"""
"This may be one all of you have heard, but what do Eric Clapton and coffee have in common? They both suck without Cream."
"[Chasing a man out of the bathroom with a pube] Sir you dropped this!"
"Why did the blonde girl get fired from the M&M factory? She kept throwing away all the W's."
"I ain't votin' for Trump He wants to build a wall and walls are what killed Dale Earnhardt"
"Toy Story (1995): A young boy's toy chest becomes possessed by haunted dolls, forcing the family to move away. But the dolls find him."
"2 Packets of Crisps were walking down the street. A man in a van pulls up beside them and go "" Would you guys like a lift?"" The Crisps replied "" No Thanks we're **walkers**"""