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Joke of the Day

"Why do Jewish men get circumcised? They like 50% off everything"

"Girl said that she would do anything for 5$ guess who just got their car washed."

"Best thing ever is when you see your X-Girlfriend and she is now your XL-girlfriend"

"The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings."

"It's because you have a penis for a face... Oh, I thought you asked me why no one likes you."

"Remember these two words. They will open up the doors in your life. Push and pull"

"You guys wanna hear a joke? My life."

"I forgot to wear my glasses when I drove today. I didn't even notice I wasn't wearing them until the kid on my windshield said something"

"What is the square root of 69? Eight something. Get it?"

"rubbish invention I made a sandal for people with only one leg. it was a flop."