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Joke of the Day

"What do people and jellybean have in common? No one likes the black ones"

"A Little evidence and inconclusive test findings is not good enough for scientist... But a little evidence and inconclusive test findings is pretty good measurement for scientist."

"Leaflet through the door telling me I can enjoy sex at 75. Which is handy, because I live at number 81."

"The past, present, and future walk into a bar.. It was tense."

"I was in the world trade center and always wondered why planes get bigger and bigger as they get closer and closer. And than it hit me."

"Kenny G walks into an elevator and says ""Man, this place is HAPPENING!"""

"I have an outstanding warrant for loitering. *I don't know why my brain thought this was the funniest joke to replay during my sleep this morning but it made me wake up giggling."

"Lois Lane unexpectedly comes to visit Clark Kent but he can't find his glasses so he has to stick his face in a pie like Mrs. Doubtfire."

"Couldn't afford the ""Wheres Waldo"" book for my baby niece so I just Tivo'd the winter X-games and told her to find a black man in the stands"

"""Snitches get stitches"" Cute little rhyme.. However I believe, ""Snitches never wake up again"" is more likely to deter snitching..."