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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports? The Devil's advocado."
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"My apartment smells like someone just took a dump, but nobody is home... That's some spooky shit."
"""Welcome to the Association Against Acronyms & Abbreviations, your office is this way..."" - ""We should call it AAAA!"" ""You're fired."""
"Air & space museum. Shouldn't the air & space museum be empty?"
"I like my women how I like my wood... ...flat as a board and easy to nail."
"USA to Russia:"" What will you have for Thanksgiving dinner? ""Turkey"""
"When a dish comes out of the dishwasher still dirty, I just put it back in for another round, because I believe in second chances."
"The Republicans asked the Democrats what it would take to stop being considered stupid. The democrats said ""Just put forth one presidential candidate who can make a brain surgeon look like an idiot."""
"Imagine falling in love with someone and then discovering that he has faith in humanity."
"What is the most racist type of bread? A biguette"