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Joke of the Day

"There are three men on a boat with a pack of cigarettes and no matches. How did they manage to smoke? They threw a cigarette overboard, and made the boat a cigarette lighter"

"I can tell a dude is gay by what kind of music he is playing when I walk in on him banging another dude."

"What do a gay dolphin and a car that leaks oil have in common? Chances are, both have blown a seal"

"Its ridiculous that Wile E. Coyote is remembered for his anger issues and not for his amazing & realistic paintings of fake tunnels."

"I woke up with just my arm in hospital Hospital is a weird name for a dog"

"I often worry about the safety of my children, especially the one that is rolling their eyes at me & talking back right now."

"The difference between oral and anal thermometers? The taste."

"A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, ""do you have that book for men with small penises?"" ""Yeah it's on the third lane"" ""Okay, thanks"""

"Technically all panties are edible if you're ambitious enough."

"Why did the cancer patient get smacked? His hand was bigger than his face."