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Joke of the Day
"What do a gay dolphin and a car that leaks oil have in common? Chances are, both have blown a seal"
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"What did the man without a voice box say?"
"I messed up my foot pretty bad. The doctors said it would take a while to heel."
"1900: Let's filter coffee. 1950: We need to filter cigarettes. 1970: We should really filter water. 2015: I want to filter my face."
"Q: How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it."
"""This looks like an open and shut case!"" a police detective buying luggage."
"Patrick Star is so clueless It's like he lives under a rock or something"
"It's funny how certain scents can bring back memories of people we associated with those scents like how I remember my ex every time I take a shit."
"I get so pissed off when the 'Dawson's Creek' theme song doesn't suddenly play in the background while I'm having a magical moment."
"Wanna know why they burnt down the cvs pharmacy in Baltimore? They stopped selling newports..."