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Joke of the Day

"ADDING BLONDE Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key."

"Gonna trade in my wife's menstrual cycle for a really cool mountain bike."

"Heard this in an Indian soap opera.. Boy: Are you from England? Girl: Yeah! How'd you know? Boy: You are so beautiful, I just thought."

"what's green and lives in the cupboard?? last year's hide and go seek champion"

"*gets naked* *gets baked* *doesn't get why they don't rhyme*"

"I tried to walk into Target But I missed. - Mitch Hedberg"

"The first rule of crossword club is (3,2,3,4,5,9,4)"

"My experience with organized crime was getting two friends to help me tip a vending machine while I reached up inside for chips."

"I'm starting to think the guy that gave me directions to the train station was just talking to someone on his Bluetooth."

"Barista: Name? Me: Lotta Sexhaver *wink* *Time passes* Barista: Got a latte for Virgin McLiar"