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Joke of the Day

"ADDING BLONDE Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key."

"I was just minding my own, listening to some Led Zeppelin, and this girl asked if it was Nickelback and now there's so much blood everywhere"

"Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn."

"What's a pirate's favorite firework? M80"

"""Try again, dumbass"" - the little red line under your misspelled word"

"Karen, will you marry me? ""Ugh. No. Please take me home."" *20 minutes of awkward silence as hot air balloon slowly descends*"

"An Asian woman brings her large Irish boyfriend to meet her traditional parents Her mother says: ""You bring great Shamus to this family."""

"Teacher: welcome to health class Me: my friend said you can get a girl pregnant by kissing her? Teacher: sir please just mop the floor"

"If stupidity was a crime... Sarah Palin would be public enemy #1"

"I say we take all the bad chemistry jokes and Barium"