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Joke of the Day

"I heard it's a good night to see the Perseid meteor shower . . . . . . but I haven't heard how it got dirty."

"My Mexican friend was babbling hysterically but I just couldn't understand his panic."

"""Knowledge is a weapon"" said Terry Goodkind which is why the cops can shoot you for holding a book"

"Two pretzels are walking down the street. One was assaulted."

"I'm in the Guinness book. Not the world records one, the one at the brewery that's says which people are not allowed back."

"A woman stopped me in the street and asked me to show her how to get to the hospital. So I pushed her under a bus."

"I just gave up reading a bad book on lock picking couldn't get into it at all."

"Reddit creates a joke. Ill start with one word and comment to create a joke in order. One"

"Q: What will you never say about a banjo player? A: That's the banjo player's porsche."

"Did you hear about the kind and humble Jew that donated a lot of money to charity? Neither did I."