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Joke of the Day

"was thinking i would go away this easter. figured i would just hang around instead. its what jesus would have done"

"Aaron Hernandez found guilty of first-degree murder He has been sentenced to life in prison without the possibility of parole. Not sure how much longer he's going to remain a ""tight end"""

"Why does 7 have an odd sense of humor? Because he abused when he was younger.. it's really quite sad."

"What should you know before you teach your dog a new trick? You should know more than your dog."

"When the crooked hamburger took it on the 'lamb' where did it go? Oh 'ewe' know!"

"Why are bodybuilders the best the best partners? Because with them it always works out."

"What do you call an anorexic with thrush? A quarter pounder with cheese"

"Someday I will disappoint a burglar with my one drawer of Taco Bell mild sauce packets."

"Dating is like a See-saw Not very fun when one of you is fat."

"What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? 1 less drunk"