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Joke of the Day

"My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30am...Can you believe that, 2:30am!? Luckily for him I was still up playing my bagpipes"

"Debt collector are so persistent they never leave you a loan"

"What Is Brown and Rhymes With Snoop? Dr. Dre"

"How do you make a dead baby float? 2 scoops of ice cream 1 scoop of dead baby"

"Hush little baby, Don't say a word. Daddy's gonna buy you a bunch of crap so he doesn't have to hear your incessant whining ya spoiled brat."

"I just read a pamphlet about sex & I'm gonna be honest: it sounds pretty cool."

"A man and his wife find an S & M magazine under their son's bed. Mom says ""This is horrible, what should we do?"" Dad replies, ""Well we can't spank him!"""

"Sorry I can't date you because I'm seeing anybody else."

"Q: Did you hear about the conceited blonde? A: She screams her own name when she comes."

"What is the best way for a pet shop to get business? Word of mouse."