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Joke of the Day

"*walking in forest* *tree falls and makes a loud noise* WOAH *tree gets up* *tree pull a knife on me* ""You didn't hear SHIT"" *tree runs off*"

"There are two pedophiles on a beach... one says to the other ""get out of my son"""

"What do soybeans call their mother? Edamame."

"Sometimes therapy is as simple as nodding to the dude next to you stuck in traffic. I feel you brother."

"""What did you like best about your last job?"" ""Sometimes, people had birthdays and there was free cake."""

"First woman on the Moon: ""Houston, we have a problem."" What? ""Never mind"" What's the problem? ""Nothing"" Please tell us? ""You know what the problem is."""

"What's green and fuzzy and can kill you if it falls from a tree? A pool table."

"Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!"

"Why are autistic people like black people? They all look the same."

"A team of scientists have invented a pill for sufferers of Alzheimer's to take daily. They didn't think that through did they?"