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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross a bad politician with a crooked lawyer? Chelsea Clinton"

"The are only 3 kinds of people. The ones who can count. And the ones who can't."

"Where do you find a one legged cow? Where ever you left it."

"What's the most American food? Popcorn, because you have to blow it up before you eat it."

"What does a radical sheep say? Allahu Ak-Baa!"

"Instead of being frustrated that you only have a 140 character limit just be thankful that I do."

"I was going to bring everyone on reddit some cool plants but unfortunately, I never botany"

"Why did the fruits take out a $30,000 loan for their wedding? Because they cantaloupe."

"As a kid, I had to be careful not to curse around adults. Now as an adult, I have to be careful not to curse around kids."

"I like the song ""I want to be a billionaire"" because it's about a millionaire wanting to be 1000 times richer. Sweet."