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Joke of the Day

"Wife: Talk sexy to me Husband: Commencing garment extraction W: Huh? H: Initiating trouser disengagement W: ... H: Removing unmentionables"

"So there's apparently been over 200, well preserved tibia excavated in the area surrounding the great pyramid in Egypt... sources say it was a real shin dig."

"When someone invites me to their house and I see more than 2 cars parked outside it I keep driving just in case it's an intervention for me"

"I like my coffee like I like my women... Fresh and white."

"How many calories do you get from eating pussy? Depends on which direction she wipes..."

"WIFE: Your tree puns make me sick ME: Well you make me sycamore. Why don't you leaf."

"I feel there's still hope for this world every time my computer's spellcheck doesn't recognize Kardashian."

"I like my slaves like I like my coffee Fair Trade."

"This is just a temporary status...until I think of something better"

"Why did the Jew prefer to sleep in the dark? Because the lights in his house were contolled by a switch"