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Joke of the Day
"I sneezed and my bra unsnapped. I think this cold is trying to seduce me."
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"How many germans does it take to change a light bulb? One, we have no time for humour."
"Why was the tomato blushing? ...because he saw the salad dressing"
"What's Tinkerbell's favorite drink during ""that time of the month?"" A Bloody Fairy. Sorry everybody."
"What's a clown's favorite thing to eat? Really anything that's heavy enough to beat somebody to death with, such as a motorcycle helmet or a cannonball."
"oh hey mom. no i'm just Skyping with my girlfriend. what do you mean am i just playing a Vine of a girl saying i love you over and over"
"What makes Rihanna different from other black people Work"
"One in every two and half men are HIV positive. Donate today red.org #tigerblood #WINNING"
"What do dissecting a frog and explaining a joke on Reddit have in common? Both are shitty novelties."
"me: this cat is kissing me on the lips because it LOVES me cat: mother's lips taste perpetually of bacon"