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Joke of the Day
"I sneezed and my bra unsnapped. I think this cold is trying to seduce me."
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"My wife accused me of fogging up our bathroom mirror But I really can't see myself doing that."
"When do you know that you are getting old? When you have babies on purpose"
"Be sure you are standing on your left foot and only your left foot at midnight tonight... ...so that you start the new year off on the right foot!"
"What's the difference between a Mormon man and a Muslim man. A Mormon man gets 72 virgins and THEN kills himself."
"What did the desert say to the rainforest when it kicked a ball over the fence. Looks like you're gonna have to climate."
"What do monsters play when they are in the bus? Squash."
"If life were a romantic comedy I would be the guy on a date with the girl when the male lead makes his grand gesture that wins her back."
"So I was outside on the farm yesterday when this cow comes charging at me and attempts to jump over the barbed wire fence... It was an udder disaster."
"His ex saw me and said, ""I guess beauty is in the eye of the beholder""... I said, ""Guess so, but I Be Holdin' his hand!!!"""