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Joke of the Day

"What did the desert say to the rainforest when it kicked a ball over the fence. Looks like you're gonna have to climate."

"Why didn't the black kid play Pokemon? He was afraid they were trying to catch Jamal."

"How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? Zero."

"I couldn't get past first base with the native girl she had her reservations"

"What did Elton John call his tribute to Mother Teresa? Sandals in the Bin"

"I hate double-standards; when my girlfriend puts on a pair of puppy-dog eyes, it's ""cute"", but when I do it... Everyone is just ""Oh god Mercury what the fuck did you do that puppy?!"""

"How did Freddie Mercury do in school? He got straight ""gays"""

"FUN BIT OF TRIVIA...The hard-working individuals who discover and preserve ancient pastas and breads are called starchaeologists."

"I like my girls like Shrek... Big boned and with an ass that talks back"

"What do pennies and fat chicks have in common? Unless you're broke and desperate, they're not worth picking up."