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Joke of the Day
"What do monsters play when they are in the bus? Squash."
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"I tried suing Amtrak for misplacing my luggage. I lost my case."
"a man walked into a bar... ...the other one ducked"
"Thanks for the heart attack, Chinese menu under the door while I'm watching a scary movie."
"Our sex.. Would be a lot like eating caterpillars, a little awkward at first but totally worth it once butterflies sprayed out my butt. Top this pickup line so I can steal it and use it later."
"At the Karma Cafe, there is no menu you get what you deserve"
"What do cookies do when they have sex? They crumb. Alternate: ""What does a cookie say when its having sex?"" ""I'm crumbing"""
"I have a bunch of sheep puns....... But they're, pretty Baa^aaaaa^aaaaa^aad."
"I hate what you've done with the place."
"the best part about being a tornado chaser is when u catch one it is extremely fatal"