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Joke of the Day
"Can't sleep. Boss is watching."
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"There are three kinds of people in the world... ...Those who can count, and those who can't."
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"A cow went to war... But he didn't know what was at steak."
"Blood oranges at the farmer's market. What am I, The Lord of War? Peddle your conflict fruit someplace else."
"Today we gain an hour thanks to Day Light Savings Time. What are going to do with it? ....gotcha bitch!"
"You all think Trump is funny now but just wait for the wave of white-trash kids named ""Donald"" entering kindergarten around 2020."
"An atheist and a vegan walks into a bar... I know that because they told everybody."
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"A skeleton walks into a bar... He orders one beer and a mop."