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Joke of the Day
"I was catfished once For thirty years Pluto had me convinced he was a planet..."
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"A guy is talking to his friend about his new girlfriend ""I did her up the arse on the first date"" the guy reveals proudly. ""no shit?"" His friend replies. ""nah, she had an enema beforehand"""
"Sorry I changed your ringtone to Salt-N-Pepa's ""push it"" and called you a bunch of times during your colonoscopy."
"i cant feel my face when im with you / please untie me / nose is itchy"
"Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross."
"I wonder if the guy I'm interviewing knows this isn't for a cologne model position."
"I don't believe in mythical creatures like dragons, unicorns, Lock Ness Monster, drama free women. Just joking, I believe in Nessie."
"Experts say caffeine is bad for you, fat is bad you, sugar is bad for you... But don't worry, worrying is also bad for you too."
"What do you call a Hebrew that lives in the Alpines? A Mountain Jew."
"Did you hear about the Chelsea team without a player? No Mata!!"