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Joke of the Day

"I was catfished once For thirty years Pluto had me convinced he was a planet..."

"When life gives you lemons, wish that life had given you something to make a more original aphorism."

"I found an plot of soil yesterday. I went back to the site today and found even more soil... The plot thickens..."

"Did you hear about the wedding between the two antenna? The service was terrible, but the reception was great."

"[death row] Okay Johnson, it's time. Any last requests? Pardon me? I said it's time, any lastah I see what you did there, Johnson. Good one"

"I saved a bunch on my car insurance by making the switch.. To reverse and driving away from the accident"

"I was gonna tell a Holocaust joke but I ran out of gas."

"They say the music you listen too is tied to your personality;I listen to Chris Brown. Two counts of assault and one hit and run."

"I know exactly where I stand on the controversial issue of female on male rape. In the corner, with a video camera."

"this is a serious question if you have sex with a hoker and dont pay is it shoplifting"