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Joke of the Day
"Mints I was eating mint chocolates and I felt sick after eight."
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"Top prank: when your friend falls asleep, place his hand in a bowl of warm water so he wakes up with one regular hand & one wrinkly one."
"What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? A brick gets laid"
"Kinda corny but it did actually crack me up... Q. What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee? A. Banned from the Zoo."
"Where is the best place to stream a suicide ? On Google HANGout."
"How do cows multiply? With cowculators!"
"Batman (1989): An orphan fights a clown"
"One time Bill Murray came up to me at a Wendys, took a fry off my tray, ate it, looked me dead in the eyes and said ""Nobody's going to believe you"""
"Water is the cure to everything in life If you need to lose weight, drink water. If you need clearer skin, drink water. If your tired of your wife, drown her."
"Come on Fred I'll take you to the zoo. If the zoo wants me let them come and get me!"