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Joke of the Day
"Mints I was eating mint chocolates and I felt sick after eight."
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"A line to use on Polish people You must be a magnetic Pole because I'm attracted to you."
"HULK doesn't have sex, HULK smashes :b"
"Why should you never trust soap? It's an emulsive lyer."
"Why did Bin Laden stop having sex? Every time he looked between a woman's legs, he saw Bush."
"A known sex maniac, on the publication of his memoir, was asked how he felt about his past exploits. ""I remember them fondly."""
"""Did you know Yemen is the most mentioned country in everyday speech?"" Person 2: ""Really?"" Me: ""Yeah, man."""
"Why can't accountants get library cards? They're book-keepers."
"What do Smokey the Bear and Alexander the Great have in common? Their middle name."
"Fertilizer Plant Explosion This fertilizer sucks, all these plants are dead!"