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Joke of the Day
"How do hobbit flowers grow? Through Frodo-synthesis."
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"I used to be conceited, ... but now I'm perfect."
"""LOL, NOPE"" -Me, 25 seconds into the marathon"
"What do you call a laxative candy on a stick, being eaten by Shirley Temple? The good shit lollipop."
"How does a bass player turn off the lights before bed? He closes the car door."
"I hate it when homeless people shake their cups with change in it at me I get it, you have more money than me so stop showing off"
"Why is the US so much better at the accurate placement of round objects than Japan? We had two practices in 1945"
"What's a sports fan's favourite disease? The COME ON! cold."
"What is that thing on top of a helicopter? A fan. The moment the thing is turned off, the people inside start sweating."
"The sentence ""I'm aware"" isn't very scary Unless you put Wolf on the end."