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Joke of the Day

"Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He had no body to dance with"

"Have you heard about the ATM that got addicted to money? I heard it suffered from withdrawls."

"Home alone tonight The fridge is making weird noises I think the beer wants out...."

"Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar ? He wanted sweet and sour pork !"

"I didnt know how to tell this guy at Home Depot his fly was down... and he didnt know how to say thanks when I tried to help him zip it up."

"Why couldn't Beethoven find his music teacher? He was Haydn"

"Make your employees work 8x faster by constantly playing that music from Sonic the Hedgehog when you've been under water for too long."

"Do you know why Kim Jong Un executes everyone he doesn't like? Because he doesn't have a Seoul."

"Anyone notice the irony behind ""hyphenated"" and ""non-hyphenated""?"

"Boss makes a dollar, I make a nickel. I'd prob'ly make more if I tickled his pickle."