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Joke of the Day
"Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink"
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"*jumps from the earth to the moon* PARKOUR"
"4:04 AM Error! Sleep not found!"
"Why did the chicken cross the ""net"" ? It wanted to get to the other site !"
"What do Jedi say on May 4th? May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar."
"I called the sexual abuse hotline for help. ...Apparently it's only for victims"
"On the street or subway you can only imagine what that idiot is thinking. On Twitter, you get to see what that idiot is thinking."
"Justin Bieber said to be just devastated to hear the news on the Boston marathon . . . . . .but hopes that everyone involved are fans."
"What online payment service does the Pope use? Papal."
"What did the field say to the farmer? Plow Me!"