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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Becker ! Becker who ? Becker the devil you know !"
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"When my cat has an accident on the carpet, he hides to escape responsibility. It's a, ""shit and run""."
"What is your best wordplay joke? My personal favourite: Two peanuts walked into a bar, one was assaulted."
"HELLO? HELP! I'VE BEEN KIDNAPPED & DROPPED IN A NON-ENGLISH-SPEAKING COUNTRY & I DON'T KNOW- wait. Nm. Fell asleep at Szechuan Palace again."
"Knock-knock. Who's there? Disapointing Frog. Disappointing Frog who? This joke doesn't have a punchline."
"[Nerd joke] Yo mamas so fat... That her jiggle physics can break a gtx titan x quad sli"
"You're only limited by your own imagination! And money. And talent. And genetics. And time. And other people. Go for it!"
"""Was I adopted?"" ""Yes. But they brought you back."""
"Why do people make shitposts? Because they are in a crappy mood."
"Did you hear about the cannibal who went vegetarian? He couldn't stop eating swedes."