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"You guys ever see a mannequin and think she's completely out of your league?"
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"What do you call the director of Kill Bill out in the sun? Squintin' Tarantino"
"What do you call a redneck virgin? A 13 year old girl who runs faster than her older brothers"
"Why was epsilon afraid of zeta? Because zeta eta theta."
"If i was the Grinch, I wouldn't steal Christmas. I'd steal you."
"My father works as a statistician at Ford. He must be pretty well-respected there, people are always asking for his auto graph."
"Husband's note on refrigerator for wife: Someone from the Gyna Colleges called. They said the Pabst beer is normal. I didn't know you liked beer."
"Great. My wife is on her exclamation mark."
"Why do black people have white on their palms? There's a little bit of good in everybody."