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Joke of the Day

"Salt touched Pepper in a pervert way.Pepper says: ""This is assalt!"""

"Bob suddenly realized his wife had fallen off her horse Which was quite a relief as just an hour ago he'd thought he'd gone deaf"

"Can't help but think if I hadn't eaten that baby corn in 2001 it would now be teenage corn."

"My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60... Now hes 97 years old and we have no idea where he is..."

"Google Docs went to Nepal over the summer, came back like ""I'm Google DRIVE now,"" but we still called it Docs for the rest of college."

"How do you kill 100 flies? Smack an Ethiopian kid in the face."

"How does every black joke start? *Looks over shoulder *"

"The Chinese stock market... >Is the safest market in the world, the most transparent market, the least fluctuating market, the most democratic market."

"A Roman walks into a bar... And he holds up two fingers. ""Five beers, please,"" he asks."

"Girlfriend and I placed a bet to see who was better at Super Smash Bros for the N64 I beat her so badly! I do wish we had a chance to actually play a race before I had to take her to the hospital..."