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Joke of the Day

"How does every black joke start? *Looks over shoulder *"

"What did the duck do after he lost his wife, his job, and his house? He became a quack head"

"Ever hear about the optimist that was getting eaten by a lion? He managed to get out of the beast, but he looked like shit."

"A woman is a lot like an oven You gotta warm her up first but then you can put your meat inside."

"I think my intelligence is beyond of an average human I just finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months, and at the back of the box it says 2-4 years"

"What did the regular hotel room say to the fancy hotel room Oh suite! This was made up by my 11 year old son, I thought it was fist bump worthy."

"League of Legends Solo Queue"

"If you're offended by anything on my TL, whatever you do, do not look at the rest of the internet."

"What did the male robot say to the female robot? 1100011010000010001000100101011101111100001011101001101000110011010110100000000110001001101011000001"

"NPR recently did an interview with on one of the key lobbyists trying to preserve the penny. He described himself as an agent of change in Washington."