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Joke of the Day
"How do you kill 100 flies? Smack an Ethiopian kid in the face."
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"Who built King Arthur's round table Sir Cumference"
"Women always complain about periods. Talk to me when ovaries become supersensitive, hang in a thin sac and you accidentally sit on them."
"What does an electrician say while meditating? Ohm... Ohm..."
"Got a handjob from a blind girl last night. She said ""You have the biggest dick I've ever put my hands on."" I said ""Nah. You're just pulling my leg."""
"What comes after sextillion? Babytillion! (Creds: my math professor who has her doctorate in mathematics)"
"Why was the rooster angry? He just found his chicken strips. (Courtesy of my creative bartender pal)"
"It's uncool to be religious. It's uncool to be atheist. If someone asks what you believe in just say Beyonce. It's the only way to be safe."
"Never date an apostrophe... they can be possessive."
"Presidential Disinfectant Hydrogen Barackside"