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Joke of the Day

"Google Docs went to Nepal over the summer, came back like ""I'm Google DRIVE now,"" but we still called it Docs for the rest of college."

"The past 2 hours I spent at the mall would have been a lot more constructive if I looked for gifts instead of staring at mannequin nipples."

"Stranger adds me to facebook *has a panic attack* Creepy as hell stranger follows on twitter *does victory dance*"

"The treasure hunt was invented in northern India. Thus the name 'hide and Sikh'. #truefact"

"Why did the polish navy start putting glass floors on their boats? So every time they went out to sea, they could look at their old ships."

"When it comes to girls with low self-esteem... guys always go for the low hanging fruit because they are easy pickings."

"Lets play army Want to play army? I can lay down and you can blow the hell out of me."

"These Hoes Ain't Royals, said Chris Brown, pointing at Lorde and her friends."

"What do you call a cowshed in Arabic? A Mubarak"

"Hey Terminator, who are you dressing up as for the musical fancy dress? I'll be Bach"