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Joke of the Day

"Religion is like Gym Classes Some people whine excessively about it, most don't really care and those who take it too seriously usually don't go too far in life."

"Q: How many Taureans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Taureans don't like to change anything."

"Meditation is fun when you want to do nothing for an hour but still feel a sense of accomplishment."

"Adults with big round heads have kids with big round heads so for god sakes please try to date outside your head shape."

"Hey sexy granny, you better call life alert Because I've fallen for you and can't get up"

"I don't go back to my hometown very often because I've burned too many bridges. And also because I am wanted for bridge arson."

"A man started choking in the line at Wendys today. Luckily the manager jumped into action... And opened another register"

"*loses beer *opens new beer *finds old beer *drinks 2 beers I win"

"How many non-compliant Germans does it take to change a light bulb? Nein!"

"make love, not war 1) In the 60s, they made love, not war. I'm married. I make both."