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Joke of the Day

"Q: How many Taureans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Taureans don't like to change anything."

"A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Unfortunately, the beer doesn't understand English commands. But the bartender can speak easy."

"What do you call a pony mixed with a robot? RoboClop....so sorry"

"The story of George Washington chopping down the cherry tree is my favorite tale of honesty, integrity, and giving a child an ax"

"Girlfriend and I broke up Now I have no friends. Sadly. A true dark joke."

"What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps could finish a race"

"Here is a joke ... My grades after finals"

"School is like a boner, long and hard. Unless you're Asian."

"I used to know a friend who got sent to a mental hospital because he thought he was an orange. Poor Terry...... He got sectioned."

"Open letter to the mods of /r/jokes C"