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Joke of the Day
"How many non-compliant Germans does it take to change a light bulb? Nein!"
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"Learn from your parents mistakes... Use birth control"
"(On phone) Him: I just ran a marathon in under four? Me: (eating) months or years?"
"Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar... ...and the bartender says, ""Why the long face?"""
"What type of dog did the tweaker have? A pure bred meth lab."
"I could never trust a psychic who hasn't won the lottery at least once."
"It takes two who know how to tango to tango."
"Save some a's for the rest of us, Aarons."
"Some people want a perfect relationship. I just want a cheeseburger that looks like the ones in commercials."
"What would be the American version of ""Duck Quacks Don't Echo""? ""Jet Fuel Don't Melt Steel Beams""."