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Joke of the Day

"Hey sexy granny, you better call life alert Because I've fallen for you and can't get up"

"Maybe being fat isn't bad, it just sounds awful because we say 'morbidly obese'. Let's switch it to 'cheerfully obese' and see what happens."

"Joke 3 - What weighs 15,000 pounds and is cursed with a sleeping spell? Princess Aurorasaurus"

"We can't afford a Trump presidency. The money spent alone on hundreds of new White House door knobs for his wee-baby hands would bankrupt us"

"if formula for area of a circle is true, whats the shape of pi. square"

"Oh you're a foodie? You like food? Wow you are very unique. Personally I'm a foodie but I'm also a breathie. Love to breathe."

"[sex addiction group] ""Hi, my name is Fred, and as I've got a saxophone in my hand it's fair to assume I misread the ad"""

"What other body parts did Voldemort not have apart from his nose? His legs and arms.. because he was disarmed and defeated."

"Why do mice have such tiny balls? Because so few of them can dance!"

"What does a nosey pepper do? Gets jalapeno buisness. ... I'll let my self out."