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Joke of the Day
"What do black people and bikes have in common? They stop working when you take the chains off"
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"[trying to impress fiancee's entire family] Waiter: Your bill for- Oh I got it! [looks at bill & spits wine] WHO ORDERED THE ""SUBTOTAL""?!?"
"How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw bananas at her."
"People should be able to spell arbitrary however the hell they want to."
"DO NOT talk about molestation It's a touchy subject"
"I am not able to go to school today Son: I am not able to go to school today. Father: what happened? Son: I am not feeling well Father: Where you are not feeling well? Son: In school!"
"That bitch... Two necrophiliacs were chatting on the phone. One says to the other,""So how's the girlfriend?"" He replies, ""Eh, the rottin cunt split on me last night."""
"Pavlov's doorbell One tuesday afternoon Ivan Pavlov is reading the paper, when his neighbour rings the doorbell. Ivan jumps up out of his chair, suddenly remembering: ""Shit, I need to feed the dogs!"""
"Worst place to buy condoms? A church. They're holy."
"What do you call a bunch of wealthy muslims? Ballah ballah ballah ballah ballah"