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Joke of the Day

"What do black people and bikes have in common? They stop working when you take the chains off"

"You ever wonder why Sewage workers are so depressed? They're always down in the dumps"

"Alsation: Was your master playing catch with you? Chihuahua: No I was playing throw with her!"

"911, what's your emergency? ""I'm masturbating too much."" Sir that's not really a problem. ""One sec. HEAR THAT MOM? NOW GET OFF MY CASE."""

"You can give a centaur a fish AND lead him to water, which is pretty awesome."

"Marriage is like a deck of cards... In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade."

"There was a kidnapping at my school He woke up."

"Why should every woman know a C++ programmer? Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss."

"What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep ? A dinosnore !"

"Two sperm are busily swimming along when 1 sperm asks ""Hey look..is the that the Fallopian tube?"" ""Fallopian tube"" the second sperm laughs out, ""we're not even through the esophagus yet!"""