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Joke of the Day

"Two sperm are busily swimming along when 1 sperm asks ""Hey look..is the that the Fallopian tube?"" ""Fallopian tube"" the second sperm laughs out, ""we're not even through the esophagus yet!"""

"Have you guys heard about the drastic effects of erosion on the Great Pyramids? Yeah, they're kinda pointless now."

"My mom likes to play this game called ""yell from four rooms away and get upset when I can't hear her""."

"Mom: I called you bc I was watching a TV show & thought of you! Me: Ya? What show? My Mom (laughing): A show about Aliens! Very funny Mom!"

"I too like my women the same way as I like my coffee... Constantly berating me making me wish I was dead."

"There is nothing worse than watching the new guy at Subway make your sandwich."

"When your partner cheats on you, do what every respectable person does. Post their name and phone number on 4Chan."

"What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay? My zipper"

"Doggy day care is like a regular day care except you have to enter from the rear."

"What does a Seal drink at a bar? Anything but Canadian Club.."