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Joke of the Day
"Alsation: Was your master playing catch with you? Chihuahua: No I was playing throw with her!"
Next Joke
"A city child came running into the farmhouse. ""No wonder that mama pig is so big"" she yelled. ""There's a bunch of little pigs out there blowing her up!"""
"What do you get when you cross a sheep stealer with royalty? Mutton Looter King"
"I almost got raped in jail ... My family takes monopoly way too seriously."
"Every one knows about Elvis Everyone knows about Elvis the Pelvis. Less is known about his brother Inis."
"What is so brilliant with a Arabian blow-up doll? They blow themselves up."
"The past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense"
"I have degrees in Politics, Economics and Psychology. I don't have a job but at least I know why."
"A Irishman, Mick goes to the doctor complaining of stomach pain... Doctor: ""Well I cant find anything wrong with you , it must be the drinking"" Mick : ""Ill come back when you're sober Doctor"""
"When should funerals occur? Mourning"