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Joke of the Day

"There was a kidnapping at my school He woke up."

"Why does America spell colour without the u? because fuck u"

"Money went much further in the 1980s when you could peel the price stickers off milk cartons and stick them on anything you needed."

"Sure glad I filled my iPod with shit that I hate."

"I'm really good at sex I ALWAYS come 1st."

"So my biology teacher asked me what are in cells... I said ""black people"" and somehow that wasn't right"

"Rick Astley told me that you could borrow any of his Disney movies, except Up He's never gonna give you Up..."

"Tell 'em how it 'tis, not how it 'twas: Edition 2. The joke used to be ""If ya lick 'er, it's quicker"". Now it's: ""If y'ignore 'er, ya score 'er."""

"Fellas; If she doesn't call you every fcuking minute of the day, never let her go."

"What does the dentist of the year get?...A little plaque."