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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a video game and a baby? I don't start masturbating when I've beaten a video game"

"Recent studies have shown that several species of shrimp have randomly died while migrating to other seas or oceans I guess they were accident prawn"

"So a Trump supporter entered into a logical debate... lol"

"What do you call a fat Japanese bloke... Jackie Chin"

"What do you call an angry German? sauerkraut! (sour kraut)"

"My wife asked if I was coming to our daughter's dance recital... I was, but I paused the video, pulled up my pants, and denied it."

"Kisses make my day... But anal makes me hole weak."

"A man and a boy are walking through a dark forest. The boy says to the man ""I'm scared."" The man says, ""You're scared? I have to walk out of here alone!"""

"The enemy of my enemy is my friend, unless it's one of those half-wits who always says ""ironic"" when they mean coincidental."

"What's 9+10? 19 you fucking dumbass"