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Joke of the Day
"Why do you think your report should be on the net? Because my marks are all 'E's."
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"Why are gametes so popular? Because sex cells!"
"The awkward moment when you remember something but you don't know if it was real or just a dream."
"""Damn girl! I think you're giving me mesothelioma cuz yo ass bestest!"""
"Circumcisions are painful. When I got mine right after I was born, I couldn't walk for nearly a year"
"""What doesn't kill you makes you smaller!"" -ask Super Mario"
"Pictionary is the perfect game to play whenever you need an excuse to punch your friend in the face."
"How many Dubstep fans does it take to catch a fish? Three. One to fish and two to catch the bass as it drops."
"If ""the big one"" hits L.A., they say the sewer system will be out of commission for six months. So how will they tell?"
"I was going to build my own bicycle but I couldn't be bothered... Two tired"