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Joke of the Day

"So, two pedophiles are talking... One of them says to the other ""I never really liked racing, I always come in a little behind."""

"People who peel the entire banana before eating it are the same ones who take off all their clothes to go to the bathroom."

"Why does Mexjco do poorly in the olympics? Because all the Mexicans who can run fast, swim fast and jump high are in the states."

"Reddit, Facebook and Twitter should merge into one company called Bridge. To bring more awareness to Bridge Trolls"

"Say one positive thing about your opponent Well...he does convert oxygen into carbon dioxide which helps trees grow."

"The original E*TRADE baby, Jaden Mills, died in an electrical fire 2 years ago."

"A Rabbi, a lawyer, and a Priest are on a sinking ship. The Rabbi says, ""Save the children!"" The lawyer says ""Fuck the children!"" ... The Priest says, ""Do we have time?"""

"What are the three rings of marriage? The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and then the suffering"

"""I'm just playing devil's advocate here, but-"" *The Devil appears* ""Please do not advocate for me, you are the fucking worst."""

"Pro Tip: Use candles to set a romantic mood. Pro Tip Addendum: don't set the romantic mood right by curtains."