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Joke of the Day
"The original E*TRADE baby, Jaden Mills, died in an electrical fire 2 years ago."
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"How do people see so much on internet these days? They put on the Google!"
"How do you know when you're at a gay picnic? The hotdogs taste like shit."
"You know what's a cool job?: Mirror inspector I could really see my self doing it."
"What kind of bees hum and drop things ? A fumble bee !"
"What is the difference between michael jackson and pimples? Pimples wait until you're thirteen before they come all over your face."
"this guy was disemboweled? wel i guess u coud say *fumbles w/ shades and drops them in body* no ewww i droped my sunglases in the guts noooo"
"My New Year's resolution is to save enough to buy a Velcro wall. And I plan on sticking to it."
"Congratulations! You successfully delivered that bell with no chips or chunks of it breaking off. Please see us to receive your... No Bell Piece Prize"
"A clown opened the door for me today. It was a nice jester."